Whats the purpose ?

Each day 6,602,224,175 around the world go about living, sleeping, eating, breathing, doing their work and repeat this for as long as they live. For wat purpose ???

iv been wondering abt that and the only answer is to get to the top. that may have different meaning to each person, maybe money, maybe fame but i concluded this is the purpose or maybe not.

Or is their a greater purpose god created use, me ??? who knows

Swearing

swearing is an essential to be taught in school…but what to do…there arnt but this site will teach you to swear and this is also in all the language…so happy swearing    youswear

20 Productive Ways to Use Your Free Time

If you’ve got a big block of free time, the best way to put that to use is to relax, have fun, decompress from a stressful day, or spend time with a loved one. But if you’ve just got a little chunk — say 5 or 10 minutes — there’s no time to do any of the fun stuff.

Put those little chunks of time to their most productive use.

Everyone works differently, so the best use of your free time really depends on you, your working style, and what’s on your to-do list. But it’s handy to have a list like this in order to quickly find a way to put that little spare time to work instantly, without any thought. Use the following list as a way to spark ideas for what you can do in a short amount of time.

• Reading file. Clip magazine articles or print out good articles or reports for reading later, and keep them in a folder marked “Reading File”. Take this wherever you go, and any time you have a little chunk of time, you can knock off items in your Reading File. Keep a reading file on your computer (or in your bookmarks), for quick reading while at your desk (or on the road if you’ve got a laptop).
• Clear out inbox. Got a meeting in 5 minutes? Use it to get your physical or email inbox to empty. If you’ve got a lot in your inbox, you’ll have to work quickly, and you may not get everything done, but reducing your pile can be a big help. And having an empty inbox is a wonderful feeling.
• Phone calls. Keep a list of phone calls you need to make, with phone numbers, and carry it everywhere. Whether you’re at your desk or on the road, you can knock a few calls off your list in a short amount of time.
• Make money. This is my favorite productive use of free time. I have a list of articles I need to write, and when I get some spare minutes, I’ll knock off half an article real quick. If you get 5-10 chunks of free time a day, you can make a decent side income. Figure out how you can free-lance your skills, and have work lined up that you can knock out quickly — break it up into little chunks, so those chunks can be done in short bursts.
• File. No one likes to do this. If you’re on top of your game, you’re filing stuff immediately, so it doesn’t pile up. But if you’ve just come off a really busy spurt, you may have a bunch of documents or files laying around. Or maybe you have a big stack of stuff to file. Cut into that stack with every little bit of spare time you get, and soon you’ll be in filing Nirvana.
• Network. Only have 2 minutes? Shoot off a quick email to a colleague. Even just a “touching bases” or follow-up email can do wonders for your working relationship. Or shoot off a quick question, and put it on your follow-up list for later.
• Clear out feeds. If my email inbox is empty, and I have some spare time, I like to go to my Google Reader and clear out my feed inbox.
• Goal time. Take 10 minutes to think about your goals, personal and professional. If you don’t have a list of goals, start on one. If you’ve got a list of goals, review them. Write down a list of action steps you can take over the next couple of weeks to make these goals a reality. What action step can you do today? The more you focus on these goals, and review them, the more likely they will come true.
• Update finances. Many people fall behind with their finances, either in paying bills (they don’t have time), or entering transactions in their financial software, or clearing their checkbook, or reviewing their budget. Take a few minutes to update these things. It just takes 10-15 minutes every now and then.
• Brainstorm ideas. Another favorite of mine if I just have 5 minutes — I’ll break out my pocket notebook, and start a brainstorming list for a project or article. Whatever you’ve got coming up in your work or personal life, it can benefit from a brainstorm. And that doesn’t take long.
• Clear off desk. Similar to the filing tip above, but this applies to whatever junk you’ve got cluttering up your desk. Or on the floor around your desk. Trash stuff, file stuff, put it in its place. A clear desk makes for a more productive you. And it’s oddly satisfying.
• Exercise. Never have time to exercise? 10 minutes is enough to get off some pushups and crunches. Do that 2-3 times a day, and you’ve got a fit new you.
• Take a walk. This is another form of exercise that doesn’t take long, and you can do it anywhere — but even more important, it’s a good way to stretch your legs from sitting at your desk too long, and it gets your creative juices flowing. If you’re ever stuck for ideas, taking a walk is a good way to get unstuck.
• Follow up. Keep a follow-up list for everything you’re waiting on. Return calls, emails, memos — anything that someone owes you, put on the list. When you’ve got a spare 10 minutes, do some follow-up calls or emails.
• Meditate. You don’t need a yoga mat to do this. Just do it at your desk. Focus on your breathing. A quick 5-10 minutes of meditation (or even a nap) can be tremendously refreshing.
• Research. This is a daunting task for me. So I do it in little spurts. If I’ve only got a few minutes, I’ll do some quick research and take some notes. Do this a few times, and I’m done!
• Outline. Similar to brainstorming, but more formal. I like to do an outline of a complicated article, report or project, and it helps speed things along when I get to the actual writing. And it only takes a few minutes.
• Get prepped. Outlining is one way to prep for longer work, but there’s a lot of other ways you can prep for the next task on your list. You may not have time to actually start on the task right now, but when you come back from your meeting or lunch, you’ll be all prepped and ready to go.
• Be early. Got some spare time before a meeting? Show up for the meeting early. Sure, you might feel like a chump sitting there alone, but actually people respect those who show up early. It’s better than being late (unless you’re trying to play a power trip or something, but that’s not appreciated in many circles).
• Log. If you keep a log of anything, a few spare minutes is the perfect time to update the log. Actually, the perfect time to update the log is right after you do the activity (exercise, eat, crank a widget), but if you didn’t have time to do it before, your 5-minute break is as good a time as any.

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What Everybody Ought to Know About Acne

Acne affects people of every age, gender, and race. It usually strikes in plainly visible locations such as the face, neck, chest and back. Acne can be caused by a number of factors such as contact with an oily substance, use of certain medication, steroids, or the secretion of certain hormones. Over ninety percent of acne patients respond to treatment, although the treatment may need to be continued for months or even years.

Here are a few natural remedies that you can use to cure acne. What Causes Acne? As mentioned above, acne can be caused by a number of factors. Common causes of acne include contact with an oily substance such as mineral oil, vegetable oil, or petroleum and the use of certain medication such as steroids or the contraceptive pill.

However, acne is most often caused by the secretion of androgens, or sex hormones that are initially secreted at the onset of puberty. Androgens are male hormones but they are secreted by females as well.

They stimulate the production of oil from the skin’s oil glands. When these oil glands become overactive and the exit from the gland is blocked, oil builds up in the gland and they begin to swell. This is how acne forms. A bacteria called Propionibacterium acnes normally colonizes this swollen gland causing the development of inflammation and pus.

In particularly severe cases, the glands may burst into the skin and produce cysts. Recently health practitioners are associating acne with a fungus on the face. A clogged colon can also contribute to acne. We recommend using a colon cleanser like Oxy-Powder to keep the bowel clean.

How Can I Cure Acne? Home Remedies:

•A non-oily face wash that contains tea tree oil or echinacea can help to reduce the incidence of acne breakouts. Wash your face twice a day in the morning and evenings and rinse thoroughly with warm purified water.

•Avoid oily and chemically ridden cosmetics or any facial products that contain socetyl stearate, isopropyl isostearate, isopropyl palmitate, isopropyl myristate, and sodium chloride, parabens as these ingredients can cause acne.

•Give dry skin extra care, being sure to wash and rinse your face thoroughly and using products especially made for dry skin.

•Natural astringent cleansers work to remove the oil buildup that may become blocked in the skin’s glands. These products may cause dryness, itching, and redness, so be sure to use them only on problem areas.

•Oxy-Skin™ is also a very effective natural remedy for the elimination of acne. Herbal Remedies: Herbs such as chamomile, lavender, juniper, bergamot, dandelion root, and burdock root can be used to reduce toxicity and improve the overall condition of the skin. Echinacea and poke root are often used for their anti-inflammatory properties and red clover may be beneficial for its estrogenic action. Witch hazel has excellent astringent properties and may be very effective on acne. Here are a few natural herbal recipes to cure acne.

•Combine ground ginger with milk and apply to the affected area.

•Make a paste of honey and cinnamon and apply to the affected area at night. In the morning, wash this paste with warm water. Continue for one-two weeks.

•Mix lemon juice with cinnamon and apply to acne

•Mix ground orange peel with water to form a paste and apply to the affected spots. Wash with warm water after twenty to thirty minutes.

•Rub fresh garlic on acne at frequent intervals to acne.

•Use the juice of raw papaya to relieve swelling acne.

•Make a paste of salt and vinegar and wash off after twenty to thirty minutes.

•Rub fresh mint juice over acne.

•Make a paste of turmeric and vinegar and apply to acne. Rinse with lukewarm water after twenty to thirty minutes.

•Drink wheat grass juice to prevent and cure acne.

•Apply a poultice of ground sesame seeds and water on acne to reduce inflammation. Complementary Treatment

•Acupuncture: Stagnant of Chi in the channels of the face is said to be the cause of acne. Acupuncture performed on these points of the face may help relieve acne.

•Homeopathy: For patients with pustules and blind boils, especially on the face, neck, and back, may be helped by Kali brom. Selenium is often used for acne sufferers with oily skin, blackheads, and pustules. Conventional Treatment- These treatmens we do not recommend. Medication: Conventional acne medications may be topical- applied directly to the skin- or they may be systemic- taken internally. Medications include benzoyl peroxide, retinoic acid, steroids, antibiotics, oral contraceptives, and isotretinoin (Accutane.) Therapeutic Injections: In severe cases of acne where cysts form and scars have developed, doctors have had some success with injecting steroids directly into the cyst to resolve the cysts and diminish the appearance of scars.

Surgery: In moderate to severe cases of acne, doctors may use surgery to open up the blemishes and remove blackheads and whiteheads. Unlike medication treatments, the effects of acne surgery are usually more immediate.

What An Orgasm Feels Like

IM NOT A FUCKING PERVERT

So what is SO amazing about having an orgasm? Well, let me explain.

Most women described two parts of the orgasm: the physical and the psychological sensations. Physically, many women feel pleasant contractions throughout their pelvic region. These contractions are caused by the blood returning to the body and the blood vessels narrowing again. One woman described these contractions as ripples of pleasure.

While the physical sensation seems to be wonderful, many of the women I’ve discussed with paid more attention to the psychological sensation. Immediately after the orgasm, women report feeling completely relaxed and stress free as if all of the tension in their body has suddenly been released. They also talk about overwhelming feelings of peacefulness. In fact, many women claim that orgasms help them to get a more restful night of sleep, particularly when stress has been interfering with their sleep patterns.

The physical sensations of the orgasm usually last between 10 to 30 seconds. The psychological sensations can last as long as an hour or more, depending on the environment.

When it comes to female orgasms, there are technically two types: vaginal and clitoral. The truth is that almost all female orgasms, even those supposedly resulting solely from vaginal stimulation, originate with the clitoris.

So what does that mean for lovers? First, it means that if you have not yet discovered the clitoris in yourself or in your partner, then that should be your first task. The second task is to start discussing what kind of clitoral stimulation works best. If you don’t know now, then by all means begin experimenting.

I should also mention that more recent research is indicating that at least in some women both vaginal and clitoral stimulation is needed to provide a so-called “complete” orgasm.

10 Top Ways To Spot A Ladyboy Katoey In Thailand

Many first time tourists head out on their own, or with their tourist buddies and proceed to pick up a hot woman at the local nightclub – only to realise that the hot she is a hot he, locally known as a Katoey or Ladyboy.

So rather than insult her, and make yourself look like a git in the process – Here’s how to spot a Katoey / Ladyboy in Thailand…

The top 10 ways to spot a ladyboy or katoey are;

1. Facial hair – yes I know it is obvious but I have seen tourists out dancing with a katoey / ladyboy sporting 5 o’clock shadows. Thai girls are generally quite hairless.
2. She is too beautiful to be true – if she is tall and beautiful and not working as a model then chances are it’s a he. A Ladyboy / Katoey go to great lengths to look beautiful, even to the point of surgery – eyes, lips, breasts, and even the cut and tuck, though from all accounts most are cross dressers without the final surgery.
3. She has a penis – again not so hard to figure out but many a katoey / ladyboy will go for a grope of your private parts shortly after meeting you – as far as I am concerned this opens the door for you to return the grope. A hard bulge is not so easy to spot either – many tuck it up between their legs and even tape it there.
4. Adams apple – girls don’t have one. Thai girls definitely don’t have one
5. Slightly masculine – Thai girls are extremely feminite, extremely. If you meet one who has an athletic, hard body or has a slightly hard face then this too is an indicator. Just to confuse things Khmer girls (Cambodian) are more muscular than Thai girls, you can tell them though they are generally short and dark skinned.
6. Big Hands / Feet – Thai girls are reknown for have tiny cute hands and feet, if your chick is sporting size 10 high heels you are going to have to question whether you want to check out what else is at large
7. Excessive makeup – Thai girls dont usually wear a lot of makeup, if she has foundation caked on, and has her maeup done very well then it is likely she is a ladyboy
8. Tall – Thai girls are short, averaging about 155cm, or less. If she is getting up to around 6′ then she is a model or if she is talking to a tourist (you) then it is much more likely that you are being chatted up by a ladyboy / katoey
9. She wants to do ‘it’ in the dark and never undresses in front of you. Thai girls are generally shy, except during the business. I have heard stories of guys going with a katoey / ladyboy and then next day not even been aware that they had sex with a man, if she wants to do it from behind or in the total dark at all times or just wants to suck you all night long then you should go for grope or a surprise lighting effect
10. Her friends – ladyboys and katoeys tend to stick together and not all of them are stunners, if you see a hot girl sitting with some obvious transvestites then your hot girl will be one too 99% of the time. They tend to stick together, and like football players – they hunt in packs.
11. Ask – if in doubt just ask – Are you a ladyboy?

Optimize your Buzz: How to Stay Where you Want to be

 This is for the people who enjoy partying…make good use of the information given below..cheers

Most people drink alcohol because it makes them feel good. But that’s true only up to a certain point, after which alcohol makes you feel worse, then bad, then sick, then…well…dead.

If you track the progression of how you feel through the night, it roughly resembles a bell curve. As the number of drinks increases, your mood gets better, you feel great, and the world is your oyster. You can see this phenomenon represented in graphical form below;

After you pass your optimum buzz, increases in your blood alcohol content (BAC) are not only going to make you feel worse, but are another nail in the hangover coffin. Depending on the person, the “best” feelings from alcohol come when your BAC is between 0.03 and 0.12.

At this BAC, you are clinically in the “Euphoria” stage. Symptoms include sociability, talkativeness, increased self-confidence and decreased inhibitions.

However, as your BAC starts approaching 0.15 – 0.25, things begin to go downhill. At this point, you lose critical judgment, your perception is impaired, and your sensory-motor coordination is shot. But it gets worse. Around 0.3 BAC there is almost a complete loss of motor function, slurred speech and a potential for vomiting. Past 0.3, you are probably “blacked out,” and walking on a line close to death.

The question then becomes: How do I stay in the “Euphoria” stage? To start, let’s look at common drinks and their alcohol content (average % alcohol/average alcohol content by volume):

For simplicity, we are going to classify one drink as 0.50 oz of alcohol. You can see that one drink would approximately be one shot of hard liquor, one beer (lager) or one glass of wine. However, some beers and cocktails almost count as two drinks, and a double whiskey based drink counts as four. Here is a table of BACs based on weight and the number of drinks (@ 0.5 oz alcohol).

This table gives a rough estimate of what your blood alcohol content would be without consideration of absorption, elimination and tolerance. Said factors have a profound influence on your BAC, and should be taken into consideration. With all of this information in mind, let’s look at some examples of “how to stay where you want to be”;

Digg McBeer is a 150 pound, 23 year old computer programmer who only drinks beer. After Digg’s nightly meal of pizza and bread sticks, he heads out to the local watering hole with a friend. Because Digg is socially awkward, he doesn’t drink very much and has a low tolerance. After arriving (and finding the most secluded corner of the bar) he drinks three beers an hour for the first two hours. Looking at the chart, his BAC would be: 6 drinks consumed – 2 drinks eliminated (for the two hours) – 1 drink for slowed absorption = 0.075 BAC, and right in the zone. If Digg now drinks one beer per hour he will stay right where he wants to be.

Ally Boozeface is a 32 year old certified cougar, on the prowl once again. Ally has been in the game since her sophomore year in college, and has an extraordinarily high tolerance. Unfortunately, she has been packing on the pounds lately and now tips the scale at 160 pounds. To compensate, she usually drinks on an empty stomach. Ally’s favorite drink is gin and tonic (G&T), and she can drink them very fast. As soon as she reaches the local singles bar, Ally orders two gin and tonics and begins drinking. After the first hour, she has already put down four gin and tonics and is in a great mood. Lets see why; 4 G&T x (0.85 oz/G&T) = 3.4 oz alcohol / 0.5 oz alcohol/drink = 7 drinks. – 2 drinks (high metabolic tolerance) = 5 drinks. Ally has a BAC 0.117, which would normally be on the way down the graph, but is perfect for her because she has a high functional tolerance. If she drinks one G&T per hour she will stay where she wants to be.

A Playlist For Life’s “Special” Moments :D

Prepping For Self-Pleasure

 It started in the morning when the secretary greeted you with a flirty hello. Her cleavage was even more ripe than usual, and you spent the remainder of the day grinding up against the leg of your desk. You count down the minutes until five o’clock, fly home and proceed to spend the next four minutes in the friendly confines of your bathroom making Kleenex ghosts. As men, we realize part of our genetic makeup includes the deep-rooted desire to routinely exercise the semen demon, and now, we have a playlist for it.

Song 1- In the Mood For Love: Frank Sinatra, Song 2 – Doll Parts: Hole, Song 3 – Whip It: Devo, Song 4 – Stroke It: Clarence Carter, Song 5 – Spank Thru: Nirvana, Song 6 – Steady Pull: Jonathan Brooke Song 7 – Soul Suckin Jerk: Beck, Song 8 – Jerk It Out: Caesars, Song 9 - I Touch Myself: The Divinyls, Song 10 – So Lonely: The Police

Disposing Of A Body

Granted, this situation (hopefully) doesn’t come up as often as the desire to rub one out, but rest assured there may come a time in your life when something goes terribly wrong. One bad decision can lead to a lifetime of midnight visits from your cellmate Bubba, who may or may not decide your new name is Theresa. Nobody wants to deal with the physical and mental anguish of prison rape, so your first objective is to get rid of 125 pounds of indisputable evidence that’s slowly starting to make your hall closet smell like a sauna full of rancid pork. Here are the tunes that will help you do it.

Song 1 – Died In Your Arms Tonight: Cutting Crew, Song 2 – Cleanin Out My Closet: Eminem, Song 3 – Chop Me Up: Three Six Mafia, Song 4 – Digging a Ditch: Dave Mathews Band, Song 5 – Bury Me In Black: My Chemical Romance, Song 6: Swimming In Your Ocean: Crash Test Dummies, Song 7 – Lay Down Sally: Eric Clapton, Song 8 – Givin The Dog A Bone: ACDC, Song 9 – Murder 101: The Wallflowers, Song 10 – Body Count: Ice-T

Banging Your Buddy’s New Wife At Her Own Wedding Reception

You used to shrug off her infrared fuck-me eyes from the kitchen during poker games at your buddies house. Maybe she’s just one of those flirty types. Then you get invited to the wedding and even better, you’re the best man. The ceremony was beautiful and the booze at the reception is flowing strong and hard. As you’re walking back to the hall from the bathroom, you’re accosted by the blushing bride, except she’s not blushing, she’s super drunk, and super horny. Morality test meet gin and water, gin and water, morality test. Really, what other options did you have aside from taking her up to your room and stuffing her like a spicy spring roll. Hey, at least it wasn’t some random guy, plus, you’ll have the playlist ready to rock.

Song 1 – I’m An Asshole: Dennis Leary, Song 2 – Forbidden Love: Madonna, Song 3 – Gift of Flesh: Def Leppard, Song 4 – Love and Marriage: Frank Sinatra, Song 5 – Why Trust You: Alice Cooper, Song 6 – Sex Cow: Gwar, Song 7 – White Wedding: Billy Idol, Song 8 – Dirty: Christina Aguillera, Song 9 – Here Comes The Bride (instrumental), Song 10 – That’s What Friends Are For: Dionne Warwick

Vomiting Blood After “Absinthe Night”

It sounded like a superb idea at the time. “Let’s get the boys together for a night on the town. We’ll drink a shitload of absinthe at my place till midnight, then go make it rain at the Brass Rail”. When you wake up on the floor, you’re partially naked and lying in a pool of regurgitated meatball sub. It feels like somebody is playing Arkanoid in your head with steel tennis ball. You realize your wallet is gone and the car is on the front lawn as you crawl into the bathroom and proceed to bleed from every orifice like Bruce Willis’ feet in Die Hard. On the plus side, at least you made it home, and, you’ve got just the music for the occasion.

Song 1 – Sunday Bloody Sunday: U2, Song 2 – Evil Deeds: Eminem, Song 3 – Down With The Sickness: Disturbed, Song 4 – Devil Inside: INXS, Song 5 – Purple Hills: D12, Song 6 – Suicide Solution: Ozzy Osborne, Song 7 – Painkillers: Babes In Toyland, Song 8 – Creeping Death: Metallica, Song 9 – This Is The End: The Doors

The Wife Finally Agrees To “Open The Back Door”

Your wife/girlfriend has always said “I don’t get it” and “why would you want to stick it in there”? Well honey, I guess it’s a guy thing, but there isn’t anything we’d like to do more than finally pound that virgin balloon knot. After months, possibly years of begging, your dogged determination has finally paid off and she is open to letting you take the dirt road all the way home. You set the mood with some ice-cold malt liquor in foam cups while she drops three tranquilizers, but the moment would not be complete without the proper aural stimulation, so here’s your list.

Song 1 – Brown Eyed Girl: Van Morrisson, Song 2 – Vaseline: Stone Temple Pilots, Song 3 – Relax: Duran Duran, Song 4 – Hit Me With Your Best Shot: Pat Benatar, Song 5 – Push It: Salt N Pepa, Song 6 – Down In A Hole: Alice In Chains, Song 7 – Hurt: Nine Inch Nails, Song 8 – Breaking The Girl: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Song 9 – Rump Shaker: Wreckx-N-Effect, Song 10 – Can You Feel The Love Tonight: Elton John

Stalking Your Ex-Girlfriends On Facebook

Still using Myspace? Loser. All the cool kids have already made the switch to Facebook, and many of them are using this tool to track down and monitor every move made by girls they used to date. Call it psychopathic, call it creepy, just don’t call me while I’m trying to figure out if this new guy she’s seeing is actually a certified gynecologist. I don’t see what the big deal is. Yeah, we used to date; now I’m just curious what you’ve been up to, and where you live, and what time your husband gets home from work, and what color your panties are. Just normal stuff. Besides, it’s not like I touch myself inappropriately to the pictures…that often. Now you can enjoy some background music while you cyber-sidle up to your former flames.

Song 1 – Psycho: System Of A Down, Song 2 – Crazy: Leann Rimes, Song 3 – Every Breath You Take: The Police, Song 4 – Someone’s Lookin At You: Boomtown Rats, Song 5 – Spy Hard: Weird Al Yankovich, Song 6 – Hungry Eyes: Eric Carmen, Song 7 – Eyes Of A Stranger: Queensryche, Song 8 – Somebody’s Watchin Me (I Always Feel Like): Rockwell w/Michael Jackson, Song 9 – Creep: Radiohead, Song 10 – I Will Remember You: Sarah MacLachlin

b’day

its my b’day..i turn 19 today….amd i am alone…no one wished me….im all alone…